BLUNT HOSPITAL
Austin from Austin!
HOT FOR HOMELESS
Broke-ass!!-No bills!
SURVEY SIMIAN
Tell your friends!!
BARTENDER'S CHOICE
IPA... That's a man's drink right!?
PUSSY WAX
Pull the wax off!
BIG MOUTH PRODUCER
Sharon, Sharon Stone!!
BODY DUMP
I stalk college girls... and SCALP them!!
TIME TO BREAK UP
I broke up with you in my head this morning!
PUSSY CAT
WHITLEY!!
CHINGADERA
That f#$@n thing over there!
REDNECK WINE TASTING
I taste rattlesnake!
RUTH & HERSHEL SPEED DATE
My wife died last week!
LAST MILLENNIAL COUPLE ON EARTH
I don't think I want kids
HONEST DATING "HOW CRAZY"?
I like to cuddle!!
2020 CHRONICLES
Dear Diary,!!
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!
Sit your little bitch ass!!
SOCIAL MEDIA BLACKOUT
I am black Justin... Your roommate!!
SPANISH 101 "FAGITA"
Se Habla Ingles!!
CHAOTIC FILM-SET
37 Mega Dick-xels!!
GERMAN COUNSELORS
Stick it in the mud!!
ABUSIVE DIRECTOR
Welcome to Hollywood!
ME BEFORE QUARENTINE
I am future you!
NOW THAT’S SKETCH S2
AMERICAN ACCENTS
That's very creepy!
TIME OF THE MONTH
Hold me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
CURSIVE LETTER
It's probably top secret!
LOVE IS LOVE
Teach me some stuff!
PROPOSAL FAIL
The least deadly way to propose!
YOU SHAVED
You could of bet your money and not your beard.
LA COUPLE IS BORN
Let's just go have more sex!
POST OFFICIAL
Stupid! STUPID!!
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Meow, Meeeeow!!
CELL PHONE BREAK
How long has it been!?
HAPPY HOUR BABY
OH PLACENTA!!
TEQUILA, TEQUILA
Con Leche.. Con Queso!!
MILITARY GIRL
Babe.. WTF?!?!?!?!?
HOLD MY DICK
A quid pro quo!
BARTENDER vs MIXOLOGIST
Papi CHULO! Papi CHULO!!
DON'T VAPE
I can't find my underwear!
COUNTRY ACCENTS P2
Le me finish my Mic-ULTRA!!
COUNTRY ACCENTS P1
Do What, WHAT? What are you saying?
NOW THAT’S SKETCH S1
WRONG MODEL
You are not a Mermaid!
MASK ON
What?... WHAT!!??
HONEST DATING COMBO
Can't trust a girl who doesn't FART!
HONEST DATING BOYS
How long before we BANG!?
GIRLS VS BOYS
That's NOT what we do!!
THROWDOWN THURSDAY
I have so many muscles lady!
SLEEPLESS NIGHT
Run Lassie Run!!
GHETTO INTERVIEW
This Motha-$*%#ER is trying to get paid!
EMOTIONAL MEDIATOR
You have a baby penis!
KARATE MOVE
Ouch- You Son of a BITCH!
PLUTO IN RETROGRADE
Get your shit together son!
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
We're clearly not being clear here!
ACCENTS & ALCOHOL
Shark infested waters!
I LOVE YOU
I want you to want me!
LA WINTER
OMG- It's 58 degrees!
NEGLECTFUL SERVER
She's impossible to signal!!
WE NEED TO TALK
It's hard to swallow, HARD TO SWALLOW!
FART PARTY
All you do is FART!
HONEST DATING P1 "LADIES"
I want you to notice my CHESTICLES!